Poetry

matthew scott harris, 2 february 2012

defecation dilemma

gluteus maximus left and right half moon cheek
  
re: byte size buttock
attached via usb (uniform firm behind) to this
freak
  
with bowel movement incontinence + gas filled gut
evoking contortionist frown stretching to lowest
peak
 perched
upon porcelain goddess where elimination did jut
held captive hostage atop toilet seat for many a
week
 
exertion to expel rock solid turd required utmost
effort
  
to force jammed bowel movement free
inducing excruciating abdominal cramps that really
hurt
  
plus sharp jabbing spasms within high knee 
innards rent asunder from obstruction

   as BB size PELLETS
did spurt
  
from lodged fecal matter refusing to budge from me
 
caused by severe constipation whereby prayer a
waste
  
delivered only increased sphincter muscle  to scream
for rectal relief this mortal man faced
  
a worse fate than death, he would deem
 
since demise would allow alimentary misery to cease
  
versus remaining in this impasse for what might be years
unless perchance some anal lubricant or special
grease
  
would bust loose abominable constriction in arrears
finding me unable to pay rent or renew lease
 
best prospect of remaining stationary with words to
wax
  
poetic found a glimmer of luck
when a kind wildebeest delivered this message  via fax
  
to help aatend male in dire per situation get poop unstuck
with outsize mug of exlax
  
to help unclog rectal muck
access to get expunged to the max
  
but once expulsion occurs DO DO PLEASE DUCK!