Prose

You ever come a cross one of those dog lovers that has a screw lose in their head?
 You know the people that buy designer outfits for their dogs ,and force their pet to  wear them.
The people who buy their dog's meals from the most expensive restaurants in town.
The people who think dogs should be granted the right to vote for politicians.
 
Well around Christmas time I heard on the radio that the newest thing dog owners can do is take their dog to visit Doggy Santa.      Some one actually make money from dressing their dog up in a Santa outfit, so Dog owner can bring their dogs to visit Doggy Santa to tell him what they want to receive for Christmas. 
I heard that this is so popular that the line for a visit with Doggy Santa  raped around a mall.
So  I could imagine a conversation taking place between a dog lover with a screw loose in their head and their misbehaving dog,while waiting in line to visit Doggy Santa.
Dog owner," Fluffy, Remember not to try to hump Doggy Santa while He is listing to another dog's Christmas list.
Be cause if you do, Doggy Santa won't stuff your stocking with squeaky toys
Instead he will fill you stocking with cat shit !
 
Written by Stephen J. Vattimo    
Jan 3, 2014