1 february 2012
They Are Recalling WHAT!
By Elton Camp
Most car recalls are not a big deal
We’re still safe behind the wheel
Even food recalls are usually okay
If the food was cooked the right way
But it really comes as quite a whack
If they want your pacemaker back
Likewise, if it’s your artificial joint
That to a defect they should point
Now the latest recall that I do hear
Errors in birth control pills they fear
So if you took the pills like they say,
May learn you’re pregnant one day
They admit the pills made the wrong way
Were distributed throughout the U.S.A.
I wonder if Pfizer will take the baby too
Or exactly what it is they propose to do